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Your lifetime bestie Katelyn always told you that if any bitch ever broke your heart that she'd be sorry for it; she reminds you while consoling you over a recent breakup...

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Don't think you're privileged to come out with me on my dinner date with my bestie tonight just because I bought you as my slave for the weekend from your wife. You're lucky...

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Katelyn's in the mood to crush you today. You want to live another day, so you send her a nice tip in hopes she'll spare you for now. It works! That doesn't mean she'll be...

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