This weekend your Goddess finally got out of the house and took a day off to have fun and relax. But, you may be wondering, where or what does a Goddess do to relax? Why I hunt Fairies of course!
Ok, I’ll admit, I don’t hunt fairies every weekend. But I try to do it at least once a year!
Every year there is a “Fairy Festival” at one of the farms near where I currently live. It’s almost like a mini convention, where Renaissance Fair meets woodland fantasy. It’s a ton of fun (for all ages mind you!) and an awesome place to shop and relax! But best of all it’s held deep in the woods… where one can actually hunt fairies.
Here’s how my day went…
“I better find me some fucking fairies today!”
Hmm… This looks like a nice place to find Fairies…
Wow!! Are these Fairies!!?? They are a little big… Maybe we could devour some fairies together…
There has to be some fairies here! But where!?
Sweet! I made it to the festival! So much to do! So much to buy! (Only if I were bigger…)
SWEEET!! ARMOR!! ALL OF YOU SHALL OBEY YOUR NEW QUEEN!! (Maybe I should buy a set…)
Back out into the woods for me… a picture from a fairy POV?
Pretty… I must be getting close… Maybe there are some hiding in the bushes!?
Hmm… Damn it… I feel like I’m close. Wait, do I hear..? Nah… must be the breeze.
Hey! Those white things! Fluttering about! Those must be fairies!! Wait… what’s this behind me….
PREY CAUGHT! A delicious fairy… Letting her hang, showing off my prowess…
Now to swallow her whole and in a few minutes I should have her delicious powers!
TASTY FAIRY MAGICS! I WISH FOR NOTHING LESS THAN TO BE A GIANTESS! MWAHAHAHA!
ALL SHALL DIE BENEATH ME AND WITHIN ME!
OOO… IT SHOULD BE EASY TO GET HOME NOW TOO!